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Thursday, November 24th, 2005

(1 hoochie mama | serenity now)

Time:10:58 am.
Will Ferrell and Jon Heder ("Napoleon Dynamite") are set to take the ice in the new DreamWorks comedy, "Blades of Glory." According to The Hollywood Reporter, the Ben Stiller-produced picture will center on a pair of world-class men's figure skaters who are banned from the sport after a disgraceful brawl during the Winter Olympic Games in Salt Lake City (that's 2002 people). After three years of toiling in obscurity, they attempt to make a comeback partnering in the only field available to them: pairs figure skating. Ferrell and Heder will play the disgraced pair while real-life husband and wife Will Arnett ("Arrested Development") and Amy Poehler ("Saturday Night Live") are set to play their rivals. They better start practicing their triple axels -- there's only so much money in the special-effects budget.

Wednesday, November 16th, 2005

(serenity now)

Subject:Lame, but I like it
Time:4:59 pm.
"THE CL"
you know you're from Clear Lake when...

1. All the high schools you know of have the word Clear in the name.

2. Astronauts and NASA employees are either your parents or your neighbors.

3. Everyone you know has a car by the age of 15 or 16.

4. Seafood is a staple menu item at every restaurant in town.

5. Kemah is no longer a fun place to go.

6. If counted your sure there are more sail boats then cars.

7. Everyone calls El Camino/FM 270/Egret Bay a different name depending on what side of the lake you are from.

8. Driving 4 miles around a body of water is normal for you to get to a place that’s maybe a mile away.

9. There’s a pool in basically everyone’s back yard. (even in cheaper neighborhoods)

10. You’re always within 2 miles of a golf course or 5 minutes away from someone who owns a golf cart.

11. Palm trees are the big trees in everyone’s front yard.

12. Sea gull poop on your car is a common occurrence.

13. The construction of new houses and neighborhoods is really getting old.

14. That smell on FM 518…. STILL unexplained.

15. Gated neighborhoods…. EVERYWHERE!

16. You call them Intermediate Schools… not Junior Highs.

17. You call home… THE CL… and prefer that over the OC.

18. You know what a Cavalier, Celebrity, or a Flair is.

19. Stay at home moms with a maid and children in day care are normal.

20. You have to take 45 to get ANYWHERE.

21. Anything worth buying can be found at Baybrook.

22. Anything worth eating can be found on Bay Area.

23. You absolutely hate how one train through down town can back up traffic for an hour.

24. You know exactly how long you have to wait at the 518/2094/270 stop light.

25. You have leftover ply-wood from this past Hurricane Season.

26. You know that the best fireworks are seen over the water.

27. You've ever walked in the Village Fair Parade... or volunteered at the Village Fair.

28. You keep wondering "where the hell did 96 come from?"

Saturday, November 12th, 2005

(serenity now)

Time:4:57 pm.
You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!

Sunday, November 6th, 2005

(10 hoochie mamas | serenity now)

Subject:Question
Time:11:54 pm.
What are some good ways to drop some pounds quick? Besides crack that is.

Sunday, August 21st, 2005

(3 hoochie mamas | serenity now)

Subject:FYI
Time:10:05 pm.
My birthday is this Saturday.

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005

(7 hoochie mamas | serenity now)

Time:7:40 pm.
This past weekend I went to Austin and had a most excellent time. Friday night we went to 6th Street, Saturday we went tubing, and Sunday we went outlet malling.

Pictures from Friday )

Sunday, May 29th, 2005

(5 hoochie mamas | serenity now)

Time:10:32 am.
Mood: bored.
Long time, no update. Not that I really have anything exciting to write about.

School's done for good. I got my MBA. I've gotten lots of money and Travis' parents bought me a Coach purse. Awesome!

This summer I want to swim a lot, go to the beach a lot, and go on lots of mini-trips. Someone make this happen.

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

(3 hoochie mamas | serenity now)

Time:9:16 am.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMIE!!!!


Tuesday, April 5th, 2005

(15 hoochie mamas | serenity now)

Time:12:04 pm.
1. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
2. I will then tell you what song/BAND reminds me of you.
3. Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity/animated or otherwise.
4. Last, I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
5. Put this in your journal.

Wednesday, March 9th, 2005

(1 hoochie mama | serenity now)

Time:1:56 pm.
Mood: disappointed.
I guess it doesnt work out with Mr. F.

Speaking of Brigitte Nielsen (now there's a phrase we don't use very often), the Danish blond has pledged -- for the fifth time -- to love another until the cold clammy hand of death parts them. Despite her white-hot chemistry with her diminutive, big clock-wearing "Surreal Life" co-star Flav, the 6-foot-2 ex-wife of Sylvester Stallone has said "I do" with 5-foot-6 Italian bartender Mattia Dessi in the Dominican Republic, says the London Sun.

Brigitte, fortyish, met her 26-year-old groom about a year ago at the Swiss hotel where he was working. She wore what the paper describes as a "bizarre" pink rose tiara for the beachside ceremony. Somehow, we don't think Gitte's headgear is the strangest part of that union.

Sunday, March 6th, 2005

(6 hoochie mamas | serenity now)

Time:10:04 pm.
Mood: thankful.
It's the most long, crazy story...but to make it short...my dog Cody somehow got in the attic and somehow fell down through the wall to the first story and was stuck in the wall and we had to rip the wood out from the outside to get him out. We thought he was lots and didnt know where he was.

I'm so glad he was okay and didnt get hurt.


Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005

(1 hoochie mama | serenity now)

Subject:i'm bored
Time:2:40 pm.
Mood: bored.
Music:none.
Yesterday was a really crappy day at work. I found out my credit information was lost, then I found out I had to go work in the barrio. I’m literally talking the fifth ward.

So this morning I left my house at 6 to beat traffic (although I still ran into quite a bit of it) and drove to the barrio. Once I got there I got badged and met so many weirdos. The people there make the people in my office look normal. I will never complain about my office again. Seriously.

I’m disappointed I’m not going to get to work out today, I was on such a roll, but I guess a break is good.

Oh yeah, I forgot, yesterday I tried gas station Chinese food. I’m turning into one of them. But, yeah, it was really gross and I didn’t even really eat any of it.

Monday, February 21st, 2005

(2 hoochie mamas | serenity now)

Time:2:39 pm.
Mood: tired.
Music:On - Make Believe.
I think I have become addicted to working out. I've been working out like a crazy woman lately. I doubt this streak will last though.

This long weekend has ruled, I feel like I've gotten a lot of stuff done and I've got to relax a lot. Going back tomorrow is going to suck a lot.

At least I have some things to look forward to so I don't lose my sanity: Autolux Saturday and California March 11. Holla.

Thursday, February 17th, 2005

(1 hoochie mama | serenity now)

Time:8:36 pm.
Mood: tired.
So I went to school today at 4. Class was cancelled. So I went home for awhile, then went back for my 7 o'clock class. That was cancelled too. So basically I drove up to school twice for nothing. Damnit. I guess it's cool but it still pissed me off.

Four day weekend, wooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo!

Monday, February 14th, 2005

(2 hoochie mamas | serenity now)

Time:12:20 pm.
I just heard a commercial for "Seventh Heaven: The Musical." WTF.

Tuesday, February 8th, 2005

(7 hoochie mamas | serenity now)

Time:4:20 pm.
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Monday, January 17th, 2005

(serenity now)

Time:9:48 pm.
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It really works too! Pleeeeaaaseeee I need a new computer.

Thanks.

Thursday, January 13th, 2005

(1 hoochie mama | serenity now)

Subject:HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JERRI AND MY LITTLE BROTHER STEVEN
Time:5:43 pm.


Monday, January 3rd, 2005

(serenity now)

Time:6:09 pm.
Mood: excited.
Autolux is coming here in February...HOLLA.

This weekend was pretty busy with it's highlights and lowlights.

Buying an iPod, playing with the iPod, famiy togetherness, and getting the sweetest Christmas present ever...a looney toons thong.

Also, I went to Memorial City mall with Allison on Friday and some random wigger dude came up to me and tried to hit on me and she bitched him out. It was hilarious, but I also felt bad for the guy at the same time. Allison was like "WHO HITS ON GIRLS AT THE MALL WE'RE NOT IN HIGHSCHOOL ANYMORE," and all these people were staring and laughing hahha.

Friday, December 24th, 2004

(2 hoochie mamas | serenity now)

Time:11:48 am.
Mood: cold.
IT'S SNOWING???!!!!

I got my first Christmas present today...the Nirvana box set from Allison. Yay!

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